single?
so bakit ka pa nga single? nope, i'm not asking myself if you're going to ask that. isang katuwaan at hindi kelangan seryosohing post lamang po 'to. so, single ka ba dahil....
10. i have a general for a dad and a colonel for a mom
-- you're the "strict kasi parents ko eh" type.. you eat like a cadet(ano na ulit tawag dun sa way ng pagkain ng mga sundalo? square something? basta un) . you support a crew cut hairdo. stomach in chest out ka parati. salute instead na mano ang ginagawa mo everytime na aalis or dadating ka ng bahay. you have a 6:00p.m. curfew. you can be or possibly become a 40 year old virgin.
9. i'm a supermodel and you know what i mean
-- ikaw yung "i love myself and myself alone" or ung "God, why am I so gorgeous?". you're the type who thinks you are better than anyone else. you think na walang babagay sayo kasi, well simply put you think you are too good to be true.
8. i need someone like wonder woman/superman
-- you're the type who wants all of your preferences to be met by someone. kung baga, dapat lahat ng nasa checklists naka check! you really are going to be single for a long time if you're still looking for the sporty, gorgeous, medyo mataray/mysterious, na so down to earth, and very sexy/macho na dream girl/boy.
7. the timing is not yet perfect
-- hmm.. i think ikaw ung tipong you want everything in your life straighten out first. tipong before you fall in love you need something para may mapagmalaki muna.. parang ganun.. tipong bago kita ligawan kelangan maging academic scholar muna ako kasi academic scholar ka.. or am i wrong?
6. the ultimate fling, the ultimate substitute person
-- you're the type who doesn't really want to be committed to someone. ika nga.. for fun lang.. for the s*x lang.. or you can also be the one who's contented being a substitute person.. tipong mas gusto mong maging kabit.. when does a wife becomes a mistress and when does a mistress becomes a wife.. wtf?! paano nasingit un??
5. i believe in destiny. got to believe in magic
-- you just sit there and wait for destiny/fate to do it's magic. well, baka uugod ugod ka na eh naghihintay ka pa din. or haven't you heard the saying "nasa Diyos ang awa, nasa tao ang gawa", may connect ba? don't just sit there mate, pick your butt up and look for love!
4. i'm busy.
-- nuff said. you're just too busy. either with your studies or with your work.
3. i like you only as a friend
-- you feel like everyone is just a friend. or you're the type na kahit sobrang love mo na ung tao eh, you still think na "hindi pwede eh. tropa yan eh". or you can also think na "i'd rather see her/him happy with another person that ruin or friendship". dude, sometimes the greatest love starts from friendship. nakampucha.
2. living in the past.
-- you still love your ex more than anyone in the world kahit na 10 years ago pa kayo nag break. sheez. move on dude. there's a saying... "when God asks you to put something down, it only means He wants you to pick up something greater". kaya stop looking at old photos, stop smelling the clothes he/she left at your place(which i think is very disturbing if someone really does this), and stop crying and thinking what could have been if you're still together..
1. the pain is still fresh even after 50 years
-- you just don't want to fall in love anymore. traumatized because of what happened with your past relationships. afraid of getting hurt again, afraid of having a broken heart. wtf!? magmumukmok ka na lang ba? sheez. grow up dude. grow up...
*based on an email sent to me by a college friend. ni-modify ko lang ng kaunti, added some few items and phrases.
10. i have a general for a dad and a colonel for a mom
-- you're the "strict kasi parents ko eh" type.. you eat like a cadet(ano na ulit tawag dun sa way ng pagkain ng mga sundalo? square something? basta un) . you support a crew cut hairdo. stomach in chest out ka parati. salute instead na mano ang ginagawa mo everytime na aalis or dadating ka ng bahay. you have a 6:00p.m. curfew. you can be or possibly become a 40 year old virgin.
9. i'm a supermodel and you know what i mean
-- ikaw yung "i love myself and myself alone" or ung "God, why am I so gorgeous?". you're the type who thinks you are better than anyone else. you think na walang babagay sayo kasi, well simply put you think you are too good to be true.
8. i need someone like wonder woman/superman
-- you're the type who wants all of your preferences to be met by someone. kung baga, dapat lahat ng nasa checklists naka check! you really are going to be single for a long time if you're still looking for the sporty, gorgeous, medyo mataray/mysterious, na so down to earth, and very sexy/macho na dream girl/boy.
7. the timing is not yet perfect
-- hmm.. i think ikaw ung tipong you want everything in your life straighten out first. tipong before you fall in love you need something para may mapagmalaki muna.. parang ganun.. tipong bago kita ligawan kelangan maging academic scholar muna ako kasi academic scholar ka.. or am i wrong?
6. the ultimate fling, the ultimate substitute person
-- you're the type who doesn't really want to be committed to someone. ika nga.. for fun lang.. for the s*x lang.. or you can also be the one who's contented being a substitute person.. tipong mas gusto mong maging kabit.. when does a wife becomes a mistress and when does a mistress becomes a wife.. wtf?! paano nasingit un??
5. i believe in destiny. got to believe in magic
-- you just sit there and wait for destiny/fate to do it's magic. well, baka uugod ugod ka na eh naghihintay ka pa din. or haven't you heard the saying "nasa Diyos ang awa, nasa tao ang gawa", may connect ba? don't just sit there mate, pick your butt up and look for love!
4. i'm busy.
-- nuff said. you're just too busy. either with your studies or with your work.
3. i like you only as a friend
-- you feel like everyone is just a friend. or you're the type na kahit sobrang love mo na ung tao eh, you still think na "hindi pwede eh. tropa yan eh". or you can also think na "i'd rather see her/him happy with another person that ruin or friendship". dude, sometimes the greatest love starts from friendship. nakampucha.
2. living in the past.
-- you still love your ex more than anyone in the world kahit na 10 years ago pa kayo nag break. sheez. move on dude. there's a saying... "when God asks you to put something down, it only means He wants you to pick up something greater". kaya stop looking at old photos, stop smelling the clothes he/she left at your place(which i think is very disturbing if someone really does this), and stop crying and thinking what could have been if you're still together..
1. the pain is still fresh even after 50 years
-- you just don't want to fall in love anymore. traumatized because of what happened with your past relationships. afraid of getting hurt again, afraid of having a broken heart. wtf!? magmumukmok ka na lang ba? sheez. grow up dude. grow up...
*based on an email sent to me by a college friend. ni-modify ko lang ng kaunti, added some few items and phrases.
